I’m not gonna be going to his stupid Bar Mitzvah … It’s on the same day as my birthday. My 13th birthday! Can you believe it? I mean, the whole point of a Bar Mitzvah’s so dumb anyways. I mean, he’s only 13 years old, and everyone’s telling him that he’s a man. That’s really stupid. He’s just a little kid, don’t you think?
Kevin Arnold, dick, to Jack (Season 2, Episode 13, “Birthday Boy”)