[Winnie’s] like the ultimate Miss Priss. She walks up to you like this, ‘Hi, Kevin. Hi, Paul.’ You want to look at her and say, ‘What’s the matter, Winnie? Forget to take the hanger out of your shirt?’ Oh, and then when she dances, it’s like the Bride of the Mummy does the Pony.
Kevin Arnold, dick (Season 2, Episode 11, “Nemesis”)