This wasn’t about competition. It wasn’t about who’s better and who’s worse … It was about music. And anyway, maybe Ronald would screw up. Maybe he’d screw up royally. Maybe the phone would ring. Maybe a fire alarm would go off somewhere. Maybe someone would drop a 10-megaton bomb on the roof. China had ‘em now, didn’t they?
Kevin Arnold, dick (Season 2, episode 7, “Coda”)