Kevin Arnold Is a Dick
Moments of dickdom spanning six seasons of The Wonder Years
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Brief hiatus while I figure out how to incorporate more of Kevin Arnold’s dickdom into my life. Thank you for your patience! You guys are the opposite of dicks.
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Vandalism, Kevin? Talk about stepping up your dick game. (Season 2, Episode 16, “Whose Woods Are These?”)
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“Hey, bud! Get off my back!” just isn’t something you say to your assistant principal. When is this dick going to learn his lesson about starting shit with Mr. Diperna? (Season 2, Episode 16, “Whose Woods Are These?”)
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Chin up, dick. The attention will be back on you soon enough. (Season 2, Episode 16, “Whose Woods Are These?”)
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It was irresponsible. Thirteen is a busy age. Who has time to read the papers?Kevin Arnold, dick (Season 2, Episode 16, “Whose Woods Are These?”)
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It’s like, geez, Kevin, sorry that with everything going on in our lives we forgot to inform you that they’re getting rid of those woods you haven’t given a shit about since the beginning of Season 1. But please, dick, carry on with your indignation. (Season 2, Episode 16, “Whose Woods Are These?”)
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Wait a minute. This hippopotamus was kicking us out of our own woods?Kevin Arnold, dick (Season 2, Episode 16, “Whose Woods Are These?”)
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If this was how my best friend greeted me whenever I showed up anywhere, I’d find a new best friend. Preferably one who wasn’t a massive dick. (Season 2, Episode 16, “Whose Woods Are These?”)
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So, I'm about a season and a half ahead of the blog and the dick doesn't get any better. In fact, he probably gets worse with age. On a side note though, has it ever been brought up that Jack Arnold probably comes home every night and beats the shit out of Norma?
Asked by travisfowler
I honestly don’t think Jack ever beat Norma. I just think he came really, really close to beating Norma.
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I like you, and I think you’re really nice, but—so, we can talk to each other. But not at school. Or at my house. Or in front of anybody. But you know, we can still be friends, just no one would have to know about it. We’d be, um, secret friends. OK?Kevin Arnold, dick, to Margaret Farquhar (Season 2, Episode 15, “Square Dance”)
